Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man.

Janson (via incorrecttmrquotes)
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⟨ ᵒʰ ʰᵒʷ ᵗʰʸ ˢʷᵉᵉᵗ ᵗᵒᵘᶜʰ ᵇᵘʳᶰˢ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵗʰʸ ˡᵒʸᵃˡᵗʸ ʷᵃᵛᵉʳˢ ☆ﾟˑ*･ ━ musings. ⟩not even crackthis is canoncanon dialogue